Hello and welcome back to another edition of One Liner Friday’s. Here you can find the past week in sports wrapped up in one line and one line only. Enjoy!!
Hey what do you know, Bill Belichick does have a heart.
I was actually starting to wonder if he was a robot.
Has anyone seen that picture of Tyson Chandler in a pair of shorts?
Forget one line, I have one word for Tyson Chandler : SQUATS!
I know virtually no one has noticed, but we must be in bizarro world because the U.S. Men’s Soccer team has won 9 games in a row!
Dear Derek Rose, I love the confidence, but you must be high as a kite to say that you are the best player in the NBA.
We all know you didn’t play any games last year, but apparently you didn’t watch any games either.
The Hefty Lefty shot a remarkable final round 66 to win the Open Championship, I’m just glad there were no tents in his way this year.
From now on, I think Tiger Woods should wear Pink on Sundays.
Is anyone else tired of hearing about A-Rod?
Here, I will be taking a stand against the meaningless A-Rod drivel that everyone else is pushing.
I will give you one last line: he cheated and lied, but he’s clearly The Yankees best option at 3rd base so play him until he gets suspended.
Isn’t it sad though that The Yankees are going to rely on Alfonso Soriano to be their savior?
Wait a minute, Alfonso Soriano, Derek Jeter, Andy Pettite, and Mariano Rivera, where is Chuck Knoblauch when you need him?
Lebron left his city, now he’s turning his back on his own country, what’s next? (Maybe he’ll move to Canada)
Ryan Braun bet his life and he’s still alive and Aaron Rodgers bet his salary and he’s still living large, let’s bring out the electric chair so we can move on with our day. #welchonabet
Matt Ryan gets paid!!!!!!
Apparently winning 1 career playoff game is the new benchmark for a $100 million dollar contract.
So big hits at the college level are now cause for ejection, I’m glad the NCAA is attempting to completely ruin another aspect of their game, what a shocker.
They might as well put tutu’s on these guys and let them hit each other with pillows.
Football is a violent sport, let’s leave it that way!!
Speaking of football, Jaws must be sharing Derek Rose’s stash if he thinks Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan are both better than Drew Brees.
On a serious note: I feel horrible for Tim Hudson, who over the past 15 years has been one of the most solid and consistent pitchers in all of baseball.
I feel really bad that he got injured the way he did, and I hope he is able to return to form and pitch in the Major League’s again.
The Mets are not just ruining their own players careers, but have now figured out how to ruin their opponents careers too.
Jaromir Jagr was born during World War II, and he is still playing in the NHL; amazing.
With the start of training camp it’s time to get excited about football, but I think it’s cute that Jets fans are actually convinced that they can win 9 games this year.
4 spot, if they’re lucky.
Have a nice weekend everybody!!
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