Hello, and welcome to another edition of One Liner Friday’s. This is my 2nd post of the day so make sure you scroll down to read my review of Thursday night’s NBA Draft.
So if the Yankees can score some runs that would be cool.
You know those silly movies like Home Alone where they put down 5 marbles and the bad guys all slip and fall?
Yeah, that’s Wimbledon.
Aaron Hernandez took a lottery ticket and used it as Charmin Ultra Soft.
As I predicted last Friday, Hernandez was charged with murder, and I hope he spends the rest of his life in prison regretting his miserable existence.
In all seriousness though I feel really bad for his baby girl.
Not so seriously though, how can the best basketball player that ever lived be such a bad judge of talent?
Michael Jordan is a worse NBA Executive than he was a baseball player.
Doc Rivers is goin goin back back to Cali.
In other NBA news, the Brooklyn Nets actually believe it is 2005 with the finalization of a trade for Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett.
Most of these guys are way past their prime.
Some of them never had a prime.
This guys dead!
Major League, great movie.
I guess Tim Tebow really is going to be the Patriots tight end.
Doesn’t that make you sick to your stomach?
Hey Yasiel Puig, there’s a wall there someone should, uh move it.
Matt Harvey is really good at baseball.
The Mets should pray that Zach Wheeler is even half as good, maybe then they’ll come close to .500.
Not likely though, I mean they are the Mets.
Brian Cashman dropping F bombs!!
Personally I love it, A-Rod needs to shut his trap.
Enjoy your weekend everyone!
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