This is my 2nd post of the day, so make sure to scroll down to check out my post on the New York Knicks.
Hey Bryce Harper, there’s a wall there, uh somebody should uh move it.
Nick Saban is the devil?
What did somebody hear Saban’s name in a Judas Priest song playing backwards?
Heyyyyyyyy the Knicks won a basketball game.
Gronkowski with a pile driver!
What an idiot!
Don’t be sad Kevin Durant, maybe Lebron James won’t be good next year.
The Yankees are in a familiar place (1st) with unfamiliar faces.
Phil Hughes sucks though.
Joba Chamberlain is lucky that Mariano Rivera is the nicest most classy guy in sports.
If he wasn’t I’m pretty sure Joba would be trying to put his face back together right now.
Tiger Woods never left, he just checked out for a little while, and then he checked in and out and in and out of motels all over the country.
But seriously though, Tiger woods is and always has been the best golfer on the planet.
Nice shot(s) Sergio.
Way to not choke.
Best Free Agent Signing in the NFL in 2013 goes to: Drum Roll Please………….
David Garrard to the New York Jets.
Only the Jets can sign someone and have them retire before they ever play a single snap.
They should resign Tim Tebow to take his roster spot.
Titus Young should write two books.
His first book should be entitled: How to get arrested twice in one day.
Then his follow-up book should be called: Twice wasn’t enough? I can teach you how to get arrested a third time in one week.
Let me be the first to say that if Floyd Mayweather fights Canelo Alvarez, he will suffer his first professional loss.
Hey Beckham, NOBODY CARES!!
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