Every Friday, I will be writing a new installment of One Liner Friday’s. This will wrap up the week in sports in one line and one line only. Enjoy!
Hey Derrick Rose, if Nate Robinson can puke on the bench and then go back in the game I think you can give it a shot (I mean you are 100% healthy, lol).
The New York Knicks are class personified.
Ron Burgundy agrees.
Ah Eureka! I figured it out, Carmelo Anthony must want to be home for Mother’s Day every year and that’s why he can’t move on past the 1st round.
Are we really still in the 1st round?
Has there ever been a slower more un athletic all star than Paul Pierce?
Hey Mark Sanchez, nice headband!
Does Mark Sanchez know he’s not good at football?
Somebody should tell him.
Apparently Robert Guerrero’s father doesn’t like women beaters, who knew?
Why is it that Guerrero’s father was at the podium in the first place?
And did anyone see Oscar DeLa Hoya’s face immediately following Guerrero’s removal from the stage???
He looked like a deer in head lights, hahaha.
People are saying Tim Tebow isn’t good enough to play in the CFL.
You know you’re in trouble when Canada doesn’t even want you.
Stephen Curry is good at basketball.
The Miami Heat have been resting for so long that Shane Battier has actually grown a full on mustache (can I get a little Fu Manchu here?).
Yay, A-Rod has been cleared for baseball activities so now he can go back to not earning his contract.
I’m glad I’m not Mike Greenberg right now.
He just had mud, whipped cream, eggs, bacon, cereal, and syrup dumped on him…..mmmmm fun!
That’s what you get for sucking at picking sports games.
Did I mention that Stephen Curry is good at basketball?
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