Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of One Liner Friday’s. Here you can find the past week in sports wrapped up in one line and one line only. Enjoy!!
You guys want to hear about A-Rod or Johnny Manziel, or A-Rod, or Johnny Manziel, or A-Rod, or Johnny Manziel?
Tiger Woods seems to be trying things a little differently this time around, he decided to falter on Thursday instead of Sunday.
Adam Adam Scott y’all!!
It’s awesome to see football games being played again, but the preseason is about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.
Reports are saying that Plaxico Burress has shot himself in his other leg…no I’m just kidding, he tore his rotator cuff though (bye-bye career).
So, upon the return of A-Rod and Granderson, The Yankees still suck, so what do they do now?
Some are calling for C.C. Sabathia to get back on the Cheeseburger wagon and to that I say hell yes!
And people are asking what Yankees fans reaction will be when A-Rod steps to the plate in the house that Jeter built?
This is a simple question to answer, he will be booed initially, but the following reaction will be strictly tied to his performance.
Johnny Manziel represents everything I hate about the younger generation in the U.S.
He has been spoiled, and told he is better and more special than everyone else his entire life, oh and he has money.
That’s the trifecta of how to raise a douchebag right there, no wonder he’s the dumbest college football player of all time.
Here at GloboGym, we’re better than you, and we know it!
Man, I’m just full of Dodgeball references today.
Seriously though, you have to be some kind of special moron when you are a player of his caliber and you sign autographs for money and try to cover it up.
The Yankees bats have gone so cold they figured they could turn the stadium into an ice hockey rink.
Coming this winter: Hockey at Yankee Stadium!
The Devils will take on the Rangers on January 26th, and the Islanders will take on the Rangers on January 29th.
That Rangers vs. Islanders game will be pretty cool because it will take place at night under the lights.
Mark Sanchez vs. Geno Smith is like a play-in game in March Madness, the winner gets the right to get spanked by the #1 seed.
This week’s edition is short and sweet, but I hope you enjoyed it.
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What a Fun way to start my day! Thanks for this installment of Friday One-Liners! I am still laughing! One Question – I wasn’t sure about the reference to “the house that Jeter built” – I was thinking you might be thinking about the upcoming Sox….wait….. Sawwwwks Games and therefore it would be the Reverse of the Curse House that the 2004 World Champion Red Sawwwwwwwwwwks built! Please Explain.Thanks Davey! GO Sox!!!!!!! GO Sox!!!!!!!
Well in terms of the fans reaction to A-Rod, I am speaking of the upcoming game they have in New York tonight (weather permitting). And the new stadium is not the house that Ruth built, so it must be the house that Jeter built!