Hey Derrick Rose, how’s your knee feeling?
Are you comfy?
Those chairs on the bench do look pretty comfy.
I think it’s safe to say that the Miami Heat are done messing around.
No no, don’t stop shooting J.R. Smith, please don’t!
Tigah Tigah Woods y’all.
If the Yankees can win with a Minor League lineup, why can’t the Mets?
Yay, Floyd Mayweather won…….again.
That lady at the Miami Heat game looks so nice I think I want to invite her over for thanksgiving dinner.
You know instant replay doesn’t work if your looking at a TV from 1979, right?
Valiant effort New York Islanders (I hate you Sidney Crosby, I hate you).
Stephen Curry is really really good at basketball.
Does anyone on the planet have a smoother jumper than Curry?
There is one word and one word only to properly describe Matt Harvey and that word is FILTHY!!
Hey Los Angeles Angels, you guys stink!
Don’t you have to do something wrong to get ejected from a Major League Baseball Game?
Apparently John Hirchbeck didn’t know that when he threw Bryce Harper out of a game for not saying excuse me after he burped.
Hey Jason Kidd, the baskets that way
Phil Jackson, hi, we all know you are a great coach, but just stay home, be retired, and enjoy the rest of your life.
The NBA needs to fire whoever schedules their games.
Whoever decided that the Heat and Spurs series’ should play Wednesday/Friday while the Knicks and Thunder series’ should play Tuesday/Saturday needs to see a doctor immediately.
I’m surprised no one is making a big deal out of that.
By the way, could NBA players dress worse?
I don’t think so.
And finally if you missed Iman Shumpert’s dunk from Game 2 of the Knicks/Pacers series then click here:
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We wanna pitcher not a glass of water…Watah! Gimme watah! – Now who said that?!!!
John Papadopolous when we were about 7 yrs old haha