“So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye”….Bye bye Mr. Tebow, it was absolutely no fun while it lasted (enjoy the Arena League).
I’m glad to see Dwight Howard has made strides toward maturity at the ripe old age of 27.
J.R. Smith should team up with Dwight to teach immature youth groups.
Trivia Question: Which takes longer, the NFL Draft or the first round of the NBA playoffs?
Well, the Milwaukee Bucks are good.
The Miami Heat are so good they are resting players during the playoffs!!
No, hell has not frozen over, the New York Islanders are IN the NHL playoffs.
UFC fans are happier than a kid on Christmas morning that Jon Jones put a whoopin’ on Chael Sonnen.
That last one makes me pretty happy too.
Jones’ new nickname has officially been changed to Jon ‘Broken Bones’ Jones.
Did you see his toe after his fight on Saturday?
That’s what you call a BROKEN toe.
If you haven’t seen it yet, click here and scroll down (WARNING, this picture is graphic and may not be suitable for everyone): http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1621382-ufc-159-results-heres-that-photo-of-jon-jones-broken-toe
How bout dem’ Yankees!
On a serious note: What a special moment it is for football players to be drafted into the NFL.
Especially for D.J. Hayden, with his miraculous recovery from life threatening surgery to NFL player in just 5 short months.
On another serious note: Congratulations to Jason Collins for becoming the first openly gay athlete in professional sports.
It was only a matter of time, and now maybe we’ll see a breakthrough for humanity in sports.
Seriously though, the Jets should start Mark Sanchez this season.
Or they can pickup Tim Tebow in free agency to be their running back (I hear he’s available now).
Apparently David Price is the only person on the planet that didn’t know that baseball umpires have potty mouths.
I’m about as excited for the NHL playoffs as I am for my grandma’s bridge game this Saturday.
I enjoyed Floyd Mayweather much better when he was in the hole.
Some one go tell him he’s not the best boxer ever, he’ll assault you, and then we won’t have to listen to him talk.
The Boston Celtics are old.
You know what would have been funny on draft day is if some one prank called Manti Te’o and told him he got drafted to the Lingerie Football League (I’m pretty sure he would have fallen for it).
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