Hello and welcome to another edition of One Liner Friday’s. Here you’ll find the wide world of sports from the past week wrapped up in One Line and One Line only. Enjoy!!
Yeah so I decided to sit down and eat 70 hot dogs in a little under 12 minutes yesterday.
Is that a lot?
How cool would it be to be a competitive eater?
Just me on that one huh?
Dwight Howard is about as irrational and indecisive as a pregnant woman.
Listen up Dwight (you moron), go to Houston or Golden State because they are the closest to winning a championship and that’s all that should matter.
Yasiel Puig for President!
Seriously though, Jonathan Pabelbon should shut his mouth and Puig SHOULD be an all-star this year.
Also, Met’s pitching sensation Matt Harvey should start the All-Star Game at Citi Field this year.
If Harvey didn’t play for the worst team known to man he might be in the CY Young race right now.
Need a good laugh?
The New York Islanders will pay Rick DiPietro, that’s right RICK RIPIETRO, $1.6 Million per year for the next 15 years (hahahahahahaha).
The NBA made history when The Boston Celtics hired a middle schooler as their head coach.
Oh wait sorry that’s Brad Stevens.
With the acquisitions of Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett by the Brooklyn Nets, the Yankees won’t be the only team in New York with an old timers day.
Speaking of the Yankees, you know they’re in dire straits when they are broadcasting a washed up, over the hill, controversial, injury prone A-Rod’s rehab at bats in the Minor Leagues.
Although he is their best option by far at 3rd base (oh 1998 how I miss thee).
Why is it that most of these are about my New York teams?
This is not a sign of good things to come (I hope China doesn’t read this one).
Andy Murray vs. who?
His name is Jerzy Janowicz and doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does he drinks Dos Equis.
No, he is the 24th ranked player in the world, and as long as Murray can bounce back from his 5 setter on Wednesday he’ll mop the floor with him.
Enjoy the rest of your 4th of July weekend everyone! Be safe!
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3 thoughts on “One Liner Friday’s”
As indecisive as a pregnant woman!!!?????!!!! Are you kidding me!?!?
Lol-dos equis!!!!!! Good one!
Have. Fun weekend!
The XX line made me laugh too…nice bro.
Haha anytime brother!