Welcome back to another Friday edition of One Liners. Here you will find the past week in sports wrapped up in one line and one line only. Enjoy!
Congratulations Lebron on winning your 2nd championship, now you’re not a complete and total failure.
Everyone can keep saying that Gregg Popovich is the best coach of all-time, but when you make horrible blunder after horrible blunder late in championship games maybe you’re not who we thought you were.
Thanks for explaining yourself though, we all really appreciate it.
It’s time Manu, it’s time.
Everyone understands that Aaron Hernandez is going to be brought up on murder charges soon right?
I mean this guy has to be one of the dumbest people on the planet.
Aaron, please don’t shoot me in the face because you’re the butt of one of my jokes.
+13 Tiger, really?
At least you didn’t make any excuses for your poor play.
Can the Yankees demote Phil Hughes all the way back to high school?
The sky is falling the sky is falling, oh no wait that’s just babies falling from the sky.
In all seriousness though, nice catch Joe Torre’s daughter.
If you haven’t been watching the Stanley Cup Finals you should start.
Now I know Spain is the best soccer team in the world, but 10-0?
The craziest part of that game is that Spain let Tahiti play with 17 men on the field.
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