What in the name of all things holy are the Mets doing??
Mets’ fans somehow think trading for Marcus Stroman is a good idea, and that confuses me more than anything.
Trevor Bauer needs professional, psychological help. I’m not kidding.
If history has taught us anything, the Yankees are going to be fine.
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So do you think Sergio Garcia and Riley Cooper are best buds?
I think so, I think they hang out at each other’s house and try to come up with ways to alienate themselves and potentially ruin any success they may have ever created leading up to that very moment.
I am slightly disappointed that Michael Vick is taking this whole forgiveness route, I don’t know about you but I think Cooper deserves the “Old Michael Vick” treatment.
You know what I mean.
Inbee Park!!
Who?
Oh you know just a professional female golfer who’s playing for her 4th consecutive grand slam title.
I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.
Tiger shoots an opening round 66, making every putt under the sun at the Bridgestone Invitational.
This comes just a week after the Open Championship, where he couldn’t putt the ball into a garbage can if it was right in front of him.
SHUT UP BUCK SHOWALTER!!
For those of who didn’t see what he had to say about A-Rod and The Yankees, have no fear:
“If Bud (Selig) lets them get away with that, they’re under the luxury tax,” Showalter told USA Today. “If they can reset, they can spend again and I guarantee you in two years Matt Wieters is in New York. They’re the ones who signed him to that contract.”
Let them get away with that?
I’m sorry, did The Yankees ask A-Rod or anyone else on their team to do steroids?
Are The Yankees, or any team, complicit in the use of steroids?
Is Buck Showalter the biggest crybaby known to man?
It is amazing how big the target on their back is, and how this is only a “story” because it involves The Yankees.
They don’t boo the bad teams.
Alabama is clearly the best college football team in the country, but why does everyone get so riled up over preseason rankings?
Everyone understands that this is not the same roster from last season right?
Just checking.
How about we play the games and see what happens (or let a computer decide everything and not even bother; either way).
I love how everyone is writing Canelo Alvarez off before his fight with Floyd Mayweather, but as I’ve said before and I’ll say it again right now:
Canelo Alvarez will hand Floyd Mayweather his first professional loss of his career.
Isn’t it hysterical that Greg Oden, who was drafted 6 years ago and still hasn’t played even close to a full season in the NBA due to chronic injuries; get’s to choosethe team that will have the ‘privilege’ to pay him millions of dollars.
No, inmate #174954, you will no longer get airtime on my watch; thank you very much!
So, Kansas City Chief’s offensive coordinator is obviously messin’ with the same stuff Derek Rose is if he thinks Alex Smith is the best QB in the NFL.
I get it, he’s trying to build Smith’s confidence after it was trampled last season, but Smith is not even the best team in his division forget the whole league.
Let me end by saying that what Riley Cooper said is horrible.
It is obviously extremely insensitive, and I feel that that word (along with any slur towards anyone) has no place in society.
I’m here to bring levity and comedy (hopefully) to the world of sports, so please don’t take offense to anything I say or any pictures I may post even in regards to a sensitive situation.
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I’d say Ron Metta Artest World Peace should say bye bye to LaLa Land, but clearly he has a permanent residence there.
Seriously though, the Knicks should sign him since he’s the gritty type of player they need.
As long as he promises not to eat anyone’s face than it will be a good pickup.
Why does everyone keep telling me how clean cut and ‘proper’ the Patriots franchise is?
The Patriots cornerback (Alfonzo Dennard) who was just arrested for the second time (for a DUI this time), was drafted by the Patriots just a week AFTER he was arrested for assaulting an officer.
What in the wild world of all things that are holy is Ilya Kovalchuk thinking?
This man just retired from the NHL at the age of 30 and left $77 million on the table (yeah I’m sure he won’t regret that move down the road).
Speaking of Russians, The Brooklyn Nets signed wild hair-do man Andrei Kirilenko to a 2 year $6 million contract.
It’s official, the Net’s are no longer “making splashes”, they’re flat out doing cannonballs in the middle of the pool.
By the way, The Nets Russian owner Mikhail Prokhorov is obviously going to buy fellow Russian Andrei Kirilenko an extra special Christmas present this year considering he left about $7 million on the table in free agency.
I’m just saying.
The Cleveland Cavaliers are the next victims of the I think Andrew Bynum can play basketball movement.
Man, it’s going to be embarrassing when Major League Baseball tries to suspend players again, and they come back with a handful of lint, again.
I don’t care what his MRI says, The Yankees brought Derek Jeter back too early, again.
You heard it here first, Miguel Cabrera will win back to back Triple Crown’s this year.
Yasiel Puig not being an All-Star makes about as much sense as an Interstate Highway in Hawaii (they really have those).
Dwight Howard to the Rockets?
So he wants to continue NOT filling the shoes of the game’s all-time great centers?
Want the list?
You got it: Shaquille O’Neal, George Mikan, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and now Hakeem Olajuwon.
Yeah, that shouldn’t tarnish your already sterling legacy.
You all realize that Anderson Silva still believes he won that fight on Saturday night right?
How happy does it make you to watch someone so cocky and so full of themselves get knocked the bleep out?
If you haven’t seen it just click here:
Who knew you could be fat and still win Wimbledon?
Apparently, Marion Bartoli was the only person who possessed such knowledge.
Andy Murray wins his first Wimbledon and then proceeds to high five and hug like 85 people before forgetting to acknowledge his own mother.
Way to man up with those bulls Rex Ryan.
I’ve never seen Rex move that fast before, he looked like a cheetah chasing down his prey the way he skyrocketed up that fence.
Nice face Nick Swisher.
How about you do your job that you get paid millions for and trot down to first base there chief.
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